My God.

As the fuck in....I adore this, because it's a completely true reflection of the plot of this show. It's spot on! Fuck Bill though, Team Eric all the way. And fuck Soukie, just insert my willing and able body where she is, kill Bill, am I the only one who laughs every time that is said?, but I digress. As I was saying, Kill Bill (Ha!), replace Soukie with Franky, and close the door.

Best moment in television. Ever.

The brilliance I have to wait 2 weeks for.

True Blood Madness

Alan Ball is a vicious cock tease.

OMGAWDWUT!

Season 3 Preview 1

I WILL BE IN AMERICA FOR THIS!

VICTORY!

Another True Blood Post

It really is taking over the world. Actress Anna Paquin (Soukie on True Blood) covers this month's NYLON mag, and has a pretty nice, albeit simple, editorial. Here's my favorite profile shot of her.

Check the website for the cover look and article.

Close your eyes if you're a salty ugly homophobe.

MOTHERFUCKINGS EGGS BEBES. The actor who plays Eggs (otherwise known as Mehcad Brooks) (otherwise known as my future ex husband) was getting all hot, sweaty and shiny at a triathlon the other day.

He needs to get all hot, sweaty and shiny somewhere else. Like my damn bedroom, wooh lord praise Jesus.

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TRUE BLOOD!!!

Next Sunday's episode. Enjoy it bebe's.