ACNE

!!!

They'd be legal in Ghana.

Is it stereotypical of me to say that Snoop's boys are fine as HELL? Like the redbone 16 year old up there? That kid's gonna be a PROBLEM. 

Just two more years till he's legal worldwide? 

Okay. I'll wait. 

Even though he prefers the milky whites and I don't really like redbone boys.

I would still hit that.

-crickets chirp-

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Jesus?

In the interview he says his father named him after Jesus Christ because he was a great philosopher....definitely got me giggling, after I cleaned up the drool of course.

For an up close seizure inducing look click here.

You're welcome.

Close your eyes if you're a salty ugly homophobe.

MOTHERFUCKINGS EGGS BEBES. The actor who plays Eggs (otherwise known as Mehcad Brooks) (otherwise known as my future ex husband) was getting all hot, sweaty and shiny at a triathlon the other day.

He needs to get all hot, sweaty and shiny somewhere else. Like my damn bedroom, wooh lord praise Jesus.

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Oh my goodness!

Remember the love of our lives Melody Ehsani and those hot pink heavenly shoes of hers? Well one of our readers copped a pair!

Oh my days, I bet these look so hot on your feet!

Sneaker stan edition.

Nike Terminator x Swagger

We don't even see why we need to give you our opinion on these...Get them, get some condoms, and we'll show you what we think.

Just saying...

Okay guys...

We won't front. We hate Lady Gaga on her normal crack head paparazzi days, there is a difference between extreme fashion and extreme crystal meth. And normally...at least in the past couple of weeks, she has NOT been giving us the business. But this editorial she did for V magazine just got us pregnant.

Check the rest of the beautiful pictures here.

Ridiculously cool.

We never thought about rocking lego before this....we're still probably not going to think about it after, but I fuck with those sunglasses hard body.

You can go ahead and put this on.

Finally...

Dolce & Gabbana Pre-Fall

I am SOOO GLAD they're getting back on track. With their little foray into plaid and shit last fall season and their strange little Marilyn Monroe obsession this one my D&G stannage practically evaporated. But after looking at this collection my heart has returned to where it belongs. Motherfucking platforms and animal prints galore. 

....What?

I have no idea what he's saying but this song is so sexy. Honestly. I'm in love with his dork ass.

The W always gives us the business.

ALWAYS gives us the business in their editorials. They should get some fucking medals. Check the rest here. 

We have fallen in love.

Surprised it isn't shoes this time? Didn't you know? The two constant loves of my life will always be 1. Shoes. 2. MUSIC.

The fuck?

They.Are.RUBBER. And it totally trips us out. 4 inches...of RUBBER. 

Fuck with it!

Cop 'em here. 

Morning loves.

This...takes us back. To them ol' Canoe model days...cough. COUGH.

What's good baby?

Ugh...we gotta quit these late nights

Being the broke fashion students we are, it's customary for us to go out at inappropriate nights and shake our bedazzled asses at inappropriate venues, climb into bed as the sun is breaking over the horizon and waste our entire day dreaming about Cristiano Ronaldo....but then again we really wouldn't call that "wasting" he is one sexxxy mother fucker and our extreme Manchester United stannage makes us complete and total fan girls, especially when we see videos like this; 

We have no idea what the hell he is saying but we'd like to make an attempt to understand while rolling around is his obviously silk sheets. 

Franki xx.

United Stan fo LYFE.

Ummm...

We love this song, but we just listened to the lyrics and we are kind of disturbed...oh well...enjoy it regardless.

Franki