So while I was perusing my many social networking sites I came upon something that sort of irked me in such a way I felt the immediate need to talk shit about it.
"Quite a few girls are shaving the side of thier heads. i WOULD NEVER. i think it looks whack and i think a womans hair is her beauty :)"
Hmmm....Now as many of you probably don't know I joined the "Bald Headed Hoe and Proud of It" Society a while back and have been an avid stan for the "Long Hair Don't Care" congregation under the impression that hair does NOT matter. But clearly, thanks to the quote above, I realized that I am clearly mistaken.
So let me go back to my 18 inch weave days and cradling onto an idea of beauty that did nothing but hinder my person and confidence.
But even if I did that I would be completely wrong, because 18 inch weave is...well...WEAVE and is not the hair that grows out of my scalp, it is in fact someone else's hair I've stolen and glued to my head because I believe I am completely ugly without it.
Now ever since joining the "Bald Headed Hoe and Proud of It" Society I haven gotten a lot of shit...that's a bold faced mother fucking lie, I've gotten a whole hella big titanic sized amount of props complimenting my ability to break free from the archaic chains holding down the modern day woman and STILL looking bad as hell with out a lick of hair on this head.
But clearly. Clearly, this means nothing, and I am in fact utterly fucking hideous. And so is this bitch.
And this bitch.
Yeah they are ugly as sin...I'm tired of these 14 inch indian baby hair cradling bitches giving me bullshit about bald headed hoes, just cause you know you'll look a hot ass mess without all that tragic hair on your head doesn't define the lines of beauty. Maybe YOUR hair contributes directly to your beauty, maybe YOU would be nothing without. But I've tried it all babes, and I don't need that shit.
And really? Honestly?
Neither should you.
Your beauty is within you...not on your fucking head.
And I hate to bring this chick up but...AMBER ROSE ANYONE?!
Then again..."You gotta be a real bad bitch to pull this shit off." - The BHH Society.
Love,
Franki xx.
I'm tired of these 14 inch indian baby hair cradling bitches giving me bullshit about bald headed hoes, just cause you know you'll look a hot ass mess without all that tragic hair on your head doesn't define the lines of beauty.
ReplyDeleteThats just really rude especially because this is in DIRECT relation to my quote. I was just saying. I didnt know you take it personally your not in the group of people I was talking about
Babes, you don't have weave right? And it's not 14 inch right? And the baby hair statement is a direct relation to someone ELSE, and if that some else is reading this pleaaaaassse come here and say something.
ReplyDeleteYou ain't come to me specifically you're right, and as I stated before it ain't you, your statement just inspired me.
Chill.
*insert "I Am Not My Hair" song reference here*
ReplyDeleteShiiit...if my head wasn't so big I would be in my bathroom w/ a pair off clippers screaming BHH after reading this! I'm all natural though...that's gotta count for something...lmao...smh.
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