Close your eyes if you're a salty ugly homophobe.

MOTHERFUCKINGS EGGS BEBES. The actor who plays Eggs (otherwise known as Mehcad Brooks) (otherwise known as my future ex husband) was getting all hot, sweaty and shiny at a triathlon the other day.

He needs to get all hot, sweaty and shiny somewhere else. Like my damn bedroom, wooh lord praise Jesus.

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