The Introduction

It's strange.

Actually sitting down to pen an account of the life you've lived thus far, because there's no way you can avoid it, it's been years of complete emotional madness, stories that must be shared, shortcuts shown, in a way, showing the world how I've grown into the person I am today can perhaps better help someone else in finding themselves.

Control yourself. Control the world.

Now, even though I have a lot of work to do, writing for me is a process, it's like drawing water from a well, drawing water to fill up a jacuzzi so you could take a hot little break first thing in the morning & obviously you'll need more than one bucket from this well. Unless you want to be fully American about it and use that 2 way hose to draw the water out thereby destroying my attempt at imagery you child of colonial demons. But if not? Walk with me. The point is, I have to get everything off of my chest before I really start something new & the thought of a future biopic of my life is just too sweet to ignore.

I am greatly ambitious.

I want private jets & world peace. Because as boujie & shallow as I can be, at the core I'm quite conscious, especially now that I spend most of my time with Mary, she has made me very aware over the years. My boujie & superficial tastes are a weakness of my human character, I am by no means perfect & I adore clean & pretty surroundings. The area in which you surround yourself with is important to your general well being. Everything must match. Now, I'm pretty, shouldn't my surroundings be the same?

Glad you agree. But I'm not here to talk about me, I'm here to talk about what happens to me. On a regular basis now a days, a lot of the time I feel as though my life is 90210, and I'm skirting by all the drama, I'm just a witness really because I'm the emotionally stable one. You know that girl in all the sitcoms? The brunette amongst all the blondes? I love these blondes to be sure, but I'm the definitely the brunette. We're not going to use anyone's real name obviously & we won't use anyone's real vocation either cause that could get problematic. My life is basically the skeleton of this proceeding work. Now the next thing to decide is where on earth to start?