Ugh...we gotta quit these late nights

Being the broke fashion students we are, it's customary for us to go out at inappropriate nights and shake our bedazzled asses at inappropriate venues, climb into bed as the sun is breaking over the horizon and waste our entire day dreaming about Cristiano Ronaldo....but then again we really wouldn't call that "wasting" he is one sexxxy mother fucker and our extreme Manchester United stannage makes us complete and total fan girls, especially when we see videos like this; 

We have no idea what the hell he is saying but we'd like to make an attempt to understand while rolling around is his obviously silk sheets. 

Franki xx.

United Stan fo LYFE.