I must see this movie.

I've always been team Christina, and I have numerous fantasies about being a burlesque dancer, I would also have Alan Cumming's imaginary children, and would take out Cher's trash. Reason enough to spend my money on this movie no?

Adorable.

This Queen right here just hooked me up.

But she wasn't even in the previews...

Yeah. So. They're banking off of this jail steez huh? Cause I definitely saw Predator last week, and there was definitely a Machete advert squeezing in before the movie started and Lindsay Lohan was definitely NOT in it. But hey would ya look at that? There's a freaking movie poster. FREE LINDSAY.

We cannot wait to see this movie!!!

If you haven't picked up on it, we're lowkey complete and utter dorks that LOVE movies like this.

Watching it tonight!