SHAVE THAT SHIT!!!

Okay so less than 10 seconds a go this raggedy looking coon in a wife beater attempted to chirps to us, and as you can note from our description of him we were most definitely NOT ON IT. But that isn't what we're talking about, at least not all of what we're talking about.

This foolish boy in a wife beater raised his arm and his right pit was the most shocking and terrifying accumulation of hair we have EVER come across which forces us to talk about this shocking lack of personal grooming. 

Who the fuck thinks resembling a cave man is at all attractive? We're all for manly men, I mean for goodness sake even the guys in those Tom of Finland comics were all brawny and hairy but we have to draw the line somewhere and we draw it with your fucking pits. 

If your armpits look like they could be harboring some sort of an unknown life form in side it's dark crevices we beseech you to trim, shave, wax do whatever the hell you have to do to make yourselves fuckable again because in the 21st century no one wants to fuck with a personal grooming illiterate. 

So please. Please. Please. Do us a favor and be sexy again.

Franki xx.