13.5.09

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American Apparel ripped leggings $32.00

We at FrankiSayz are incredibly annoyed by you unoriginal idiots who would actually purchase an item such as this. Do you not know it's a recession? Those 32 dollars plus shipping and handling could get us a lot of pearl black liquid eye liner and Rimmel London Glamlash mascara, or even contribute to a new pair of shoes.

But American Apparel wants us to waste our hard earned broke fashion student change on something we could easily make with our eyes closed! 

The signs of a true fashionista? Being fabulous with less than $100 to your name. 

These leggings? Clear waste of money, just hop over to Target or Wal - Mart, buy some cheap shit and a pair of scissors and viola! 

Instant style. 

But then, ripped leggings aren't for everybody and neither are jean print leggings...in fact...only 14% of the population can safely pull this shit off. 

...You know what? Before you attempt this fashion dare why not send a tester picture to us and we'll let you know if you should go jump off of spaghetti junction.

Franki xx. 

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