What in fucking TARNATION!?

We don't care about a DAMN thing in this Real Housewives of Atlanta HOT MESS picture apart from the shoe's on ol' horse faces feet (Sheree, Herree, Whatever the fuck her name is) That's right, we have no words for the fuckery that is standing next to her and cracked out white bitch in the background. DO YOU SEE THOSE SHOES?!

FrankiSayz would like to report an obvious crime in the city of Atlanta, we have been wronged in such an irreversible way that no words can describe our utter and complete aggravation. 

DO YOU SEE THOSE SHOES?!

Bitch WE KNOW, WE KNOW you copped the last pair! Those bitches were up on cutesygirl.com running for a $57 dollars, a steal in our able fucking opinion and we were about to purchase these motherfuckers when we were informed that they were "all of a sudden" out of fucking stock. 

And now we see this shit on this diagonal STRANGER'S feet? 

We're declaring war on Sheree because I know that bitch copped the last pair and she isn't even rocking them right!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW DISRESPECTFUL THAT IS?!

So we're gonna need our homegirl Nene to do what the fuck she does best and teach this manly looking bitch a lesson. 

Don't play with our fucking shoes!

Franki!!!! 

P.S - What the fuck is this nigga wearing? Someone please explain this to me. I'm confused. 

Dear Kim Jong-ll

North Korea hits out at "hostile" US aka Obama throws mad shade Kim Jong-Ill

So you feel disrespected huh? You ain't the big bad on the greasy streets anymore? That swine flu shit is taking all your spotlight?

We have some words for you. 

Here at FrankiSayz we believe in the timeless statement;

"You betta check yo self fo you wreck yo self"

And we think you should too. That includes you Mr. "I'm probably dead but I'mma talk shit anyways cause I'm a spoilt little brat that cries at night when I'm not on CNN's front page news" 

Now you've been talking shit for a minute against America, FrankiSayz isn't a particular fan of this country either but hey, our president's black, and it's gotten to the point where it's a straight up boy who cried wolf situation. I used to be scared shitless of your crazy ass, but after 9 years of quaking in my ankle boots, I see you for what you are, a shunned American stan, like a bitter Beyonce stan but worse.

"Increased nuclear activity, refuse to talk, blah blah blah blah blah"

Real recognize real Kim Jong-Ill and you looking v.e.r.y. unfamiliar right now. 

Love,

Franki xx.

P.S - Where you get them shades at son?