Celebs and some coons.

FBIF since the beginning of time Kelis performing at the Shanghai Dior Cruise show.

Whatever that is in his mouth...I wish it were me.

A whole bunch of unfuckables in Atlanta, I think the dizzy unwashed looking nigga in the green is Waka Flocka I Weep For America-lacka. I rebuke all of it.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Case in point.

#EVL.

If she was anyone else but Rihanna.

She looks absolutely gorgeous on the cover of the next W..... but it's still Rihanna man. Probably one of the most manufactured entities in the industry today and I just can't bring myself to stan, my code of ethics simply won't allow it. Although the cover is sorta stale W wise, it's still beautiful and who ever styled the shoot did a fantastic job.

Making it THAT much harder to be black and fabulous.

Now. I just want to say. That I am not hating on this human beings skill at whatever she does for a living, I'm sure she's a brilliant writer/singer/actor/songwriter/professional jump off/certified baby mother/7.5 Star "BUURRRR BURRRR" Chick. I am completely objective when I say that she looks a hot ass ignorant MESS and want to illustrate that there is absolutely no need for this sort of fuckery in this day and age.

I am sure she is filled to the brim with talent at whatever it is that she invests her time in but I.Just.Can't.

Praise his light and shoot her ass.

Amen, thank you Jesus.

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I refuse this shit.

This is a crime against humanity. Apparently their "Ninja" slippers. We call them "Douche" ones.

We don't give a hot yellow damn...

How many Jay-Z stans pull out their Blue Print addition notepads and write about a million well versed death threat raps to me after we say this, but this picture right here? EPIC. FUCKING. FAIL.

Look. We don't rock with the Run This Town jam. It's so fucking basic. BA-SIC. Trying to put Rihanna's crowing self back into the "good" spotlight after her Tina Turner debacle and Kanye.....you know....how we feel about Kanye..... And we know you love Jay-Z and all that but come on, even your stannage shouldn't blind you from the "Eh" ness that is that song. And don't make the arguement that it's still getting play. Because Jay will always get play. AND SOULJA BOY gets play too. So.

Again. This shit right here? FAIIIIIIIIL.