QUESTION!

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Case in point.

#EVL.

I refuse this shit.

This is a crime against humanity. Apparently their "Ninja" slippers. We call them "Douche" ones.

We don't give a hot yellow damn...

How many Jay-Z stans pull out their Blue Print addition notepads and write about a million well versed death threat raps to me after we say this, but this picture right here? EPIC. FUCKING. FAIL.

Look. We don't rock with the Run This Town jam. It's so fucking basic. BA-SIC. Trying to put Rihanna's crowing self back into the "good" spotlight after her Tina Turner debacle and Kanye.....you know....how we feel about Kanye..... And we know you love Jay-Z and all that but come on, even your stannage shouldn't blind you from the "Eh" ness that is that song. And don't make the arguement that it's still getting play. Because Jay will always get play. AND SOULJA BOY gets play too. So.

Again. This shit right here? FAIIIIIIIIL.

I refuse this shit.

Adidas Slvr Collection

And no they still won't be cool when you see them on zone 6 Keri Hilson's feet.

Hoodrattedness is a disease.

What in tarnation...

......the fuck are we looking at? The fuck is on your head? You can't even say "what" the fuck on this. You just gotta skip it and go straight to THE fuck? THE FUCK PHARRELL?

Do we have to write another letter?

Baby you know we love you. You know we always will. But you are making it SO HARD for us right now. What are we looking at? That hat? That...that monstrosity on your otherwise perfect head is killing us...and that 80's pornstache is us giving herpes! This is neither wavy or giving us the business in any way, shape, or form.

Someone get Jesus on the line, rebuking needs to be initiated.

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