What in tarnation...

......the fuck are we looking at? The fuck is on your head? You can't even say "what" the fuck on this. You just gotta skip it and go straight to THE fuck? THE FUCK PHARRELL?

Do we have to write another letter?

Baby you know we love you. You know we always will. But you are making it SO HARD for us right now. What are we looking at? That hat? That...that monstrosity on your otherwise perfect head is killing us...and that 80's pornstache is us giving herpes! This is neither wavy or giving us the business in any way, shape, or form.

Someone get Jesus on the line, rebuking needs to be initiated.

(via)