Celebs and some coons.

FBIF since the beginning of time Kelis performing at the Shanghai Dior Cruise show.

Whatever that is in his mouth...I wish it were me.

A whole bunch of unfuckables in Atlanta, I think the dizzy unwashed looking nigga in the green is Waka Flocka I Weep For America-lacka. I rebuke all of it.

What in tarnation...

......the fuck are we looking at? The fuck is on your head? You can't even say "what" the fuck on this. You just gotta skip it and go straight to THE fuck? THE FUCK PHARRELL?

Do we have to write another letter?

Baby you know we love you. You know we always will. But you are making it SO HARD for us right now. What are we looking at? That hat? That...that monstrosity on your otherwise perfect head is killing us...and that 80's pornstache is us giving herpes! This is neither wavy or giving us the business in any way, shape, or form.

Someone get Jesus on the line, rebuking needs to be initiated.

(via)

And we're back again for the second time.

We know. We've been slacking. That's all understood but we have good reasons. In fact we have at least 4. Here they are in no particular order;

1. We don't have school right now, which induces us to be RIDICULOUSLY lazy. And when we say ridiculously lazy we mean dress up for no reason and smoke a spliff in 6 inch heels lazy.

2. We've been getting good on a regular basis. Now for all my single girls out there you understand how jarring it is to go from sex every once in a while to instant huge every single fucking day, that shit takes energy from you. Honestly we don't even know how we got used to this back in those relationship days. Like even thinking about sexual relations gets us tired as fuck now.

3. We went to JAIL. And everyone knows convicts don't contribute anything to society when they first get out, there's this adjustment period you know, where they have to get over the idea that no ones going to molest them if the drop the soap or look a bitch in the eyes ya feel us?

4. North Korea is trying to blow us up. We had this fear for a while now and we don't understand why the man is running his mouth off to King Obama like he don't know that nigga will press that button on his ass quick. You know Barack is sitting in his office like "I wish a nigga would".

Anyways. As I've been saying. 4 ridiculously good reasons for this fashionable and starving...and now stupid high fashion student to not blog as frequently. But nevermind all that now because we are officially back in business.

First thing on the list? Take out Rihanna.



Now most of you know that FrankiSayz are HUGE Rihanna stans, and I only type huge in all caps because of that whole CB situation but everyday more info is coming out that the bitch may just be insane and maybe he was in fact protecting himself, but that's neither here nor there in our opinion as we lay eyes on that picture above.

Yes. That is Rihanna looking like a lost corner street prostitute conversing with our own personal Mecca, we shouldn't say conversing because clearly there's some bajan voodoo going on in the picture, see how she's looking at him? If that's not a "You bout to be my next baby daddy" gaze I don't know what the fuck is!! There's another pic too, of her inappropriately touching him without our permission and let me tell something to you my dear internet...this bitch is going down.

Her hot yellow mullato Jezebel ass is bout to get burnt.

Team mother fucking Chris bitch!

Itunes Shuffle Magic

We had COMPLETELY forgotten about this song, and then Itunes did that magic shit it's been doing so often lately and bam, here we are.

Fucking adore anything Pharrell touches...yes, even In My Mind...but not as much as everything else that still gets a side eye from us on a certain level.

Franki xx.

Daily Jam!

Hope you're having a good day xx.