If you haven't seen it already.

Jamie Foxx's video for "Digital Girl". I have neither heard nor listened to this song, because I simple refuse to. I refuse to do a lot of things Jamie Foxx related ever since I saw that picture of his little ass dick on that big ass body. He's a fucking decepticon. And I rebuke him, we need to Jesus the fuck outta that man,

Is this a joke?

A woman.....is getting prosecuted......for wearing trousers.

Read the article here.

We have NO words for this. It's the 21st century. And if you want to whip us for wearing a pair of jeans. So. Be. It.

I forgot to bitch about this.

For those of you that don't know how I feel about this. Here. Let me just quote my self.

"Listen.

All of you, actually, NONE of you, know the situation, I never professed and I probably never will, so it doesn't make sense for you to be sitting there trying to give reason for something terrible that has happened.

People going around saying shit like "It don't add up, it don't add up".

In almost all domestic abuse situations, NONE of it makes sense, the REASONING behind the woman getting the shit beat out of her never makes sense. I've been acquainted with a woman who was put in the hospital by her boyfriend for not cooking his breakfast properly.

I'm just saying...no one ever needs a reason to do something terrible. We're humans, that's the story of our entire fucking existence.

But if you want to work on that level of thinking, than I guess Hitler was straight with killing millions of Jews because his mother was apparently put through a lot of pain because of one.

He did it for his Mama, so he straight right?

I"m.Just.Saying.Though.

The very idea that there is a possibility that Chris Brown may in fact be a sick and twisted asshole that could get a free pass from society as a whole because you're too stupid to understand blatant truth is...

Absolutely astounding.

I want you to understand that as a human being today, Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 AD, you have reached the lowest of the low.

2012 here the fuck we come.

P.S. - Every 12 seconds there is a woman, a mother, a sister, a cousin, a friend, a CELEBRITY in America that is getting the shit beat out of her by a significant other.

And I'm pretty sure 99.9% of them didn't give the dude herpes.

P.S.S. - Bitch had COLD SORES, not genital herpes. If Chris Brown beat the shit out of this girl for giving him a COLD SORE...do I really need to finish the statement?

P.S.S.S - You don't know shit. I don't know shit. We don't know shit. So shut the fuck up."

NOW. With that being said. Can someone mollywhop this nigga for me please? In fact. Mollywhop him with Bow Wow's little ass. K thnx. Talking bout his "real" fans.

HO SIT DOWN.

Cause we all know Riri's next album is gonna shit on your ass. Not because of it's musical merits but because she'll be talking hella shit about you the whole way through it. And the planet earth is team Rihanna right now.

Bitch.

Jesus take the wheel.

My face? That whole time? (O_o)

STILL GAY.

SUPER DUPER MEGA PAUSE ON THAT ASS.

NIGGA SHIT!!!!

THE FUCK?!

WHAT THE FUCK?! JIMI HENDRIX WAS MURDERED?

I'm sorry. Give me a minute...I can't seem to stomach the idea that there could've been a time where I could've worked some sugar baby skills on the glory that is Jimi if it hadn't been for a salty, greedy and all around incompetent manager. 

The rock legend Jimi Hendrix was murdered by his manager, who stood to collect millions of dollars on the star's life insurance policy, a former roadie has claimed in a new book.

James "Tappy" Wright says that Hendrix's manager, Michael Jeffrey, drunkenly confessed to killing him by stuffing pills into his mouth and washing them down with several bottles of red wine because he feared Hendrix intended to dump him for a new manager, according to a report in the Mail on Sunday.

In his book, Rock Roadie, Mr Wright says Jeffrey told him in 1971 that Hendrix had been "worth more to him dead than alive" as he had taken out a life insurance policy on the musician worth $2m (about £1.2m at the time), with himself as the beneficiary. Two years later, Jeffrey was killed in a plane crash.

Hendrix died in September 1970, aged 27. An ambulance crew found his body in the Samarkand Hotel, west London, in the room of a woman called Monika Dannemann, whom he had known for only a few days.

Hendrix was alone in the room, lying on his back, with the gas fire on and the door open. There was no record of who had called the ambulance. His inquest recorded the cause of his death as barbiturate intoxication and inhalation of vomit, and recorded an open verdict.

Describing the night of Jeffrey's confession, Mr Wright wrote: "I can still hear that conversation, see the man I'd known for so much of my life, his face pale, hand clutching at his glass in sudden rage."

Wright claims Jeffrey told him: "I had to do it, Tappy. You understand, don't you? I had to do it. You know damn well what I'm talking about.

"I was in London the night of Jimi's death and together with some old friends... we went round to Monika's hotel room, got a handful of pills and stuffed them into his mouth... then poured a few bottles of red wine deep into his windpipe.

"I had to do it. Jimi was worth much more to me dead than alive. That son of a bitch was going to leave me. If I lost him, I'd lose everything."

John Bannister, the surgeon who dealt with Hendrix at hospital, has said he was convinced the star had drowned in red wine, despite having very little alcohol in his bloodstream.

"I recall vividly the very large amounts of red wine that oozed from his stomach and his lungs and in my opinion there was no question that Jimi Hendrix had drowned, if not at home then on the way to the hospital," he wrote in 1992.

SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT. 

(Source)

Do you really have to do this?

US Warns North Korea of a Quick Response

I mean do you really have to get into it before I get rich and famous? Can you not wait till I'm like a gajillionaire before you start talking about blowing up the planet? Shit my nigga I wanna be able to afford another planet before this shit starts. Nigga shit.

>_>

Hood ass, coony ass, ugly ass, rich ass, ghetto ass, disgraceful ass, ignorant ass, stereotypical ass negroes. 

Nigga's ain't shit. 

You people are MAD!

What the hell happened to you when they took you from our country? What happened to you when they put on the boat and took you to Jamaica. This shit is called "daggering" and it's a fucking dance, a very "popular" Jamaican dance, and next weekend when I got to Black Lions I'm going to carry a knife and bleach in my purse for ANY nigga who even thinks about attempting this shit with me.

"You people have no training."



Got Jesus?

Oh Naija...

Nigeria rebels promise an all out war...again. 

In your entire history of fighting these people who exactly have you helped Mr. Nigeria Oil Rebels, you haven't helped your own country that's for sure, in fact you've killed hundreds of native Nigerian people in your attempt to  "free" the country and you've done this while being amazing un fabulous all the mother fucking while. 

Nigga shit!

Franki!!!