Bang Bang The Crackhead's Back

After an extremely short lived "okay" period, Lady Gaga has gone back to ruining outfits and embarrassing every fashionhead across the globe.

I dislike her. I do.

Roisin Murphy did it first.

I refuse this shit.

Adidas Slvr Collection

And no they still won't be cool when you see them on zone 6 Keri Hilson's feet.

Hoodrattedness is a disease.

And we're back again for the second time.

We know. We've been slacking. That's all understood but we have good reasons. In fact we have at least 4. Here they are in no particular order;

1. We don't have school right now, which induces us to be RIDICULOUSLY lazy. And when we say ridiculously lazy we mean dress up for no reason and smoke a spliff in 6 inch heels lazy.

2. We've been getting good on a regular basis. Now for all my single girls out there you understand how jarring it is to go from sex every once in a while to instant huge every single fucking day, that shit takes energy from you. Honestly we don't even know how we got used to this back in those relationship days. Like even thinking about sexual relations gets us tired as fuck now.

3. We went to JAIL. And everyone knows convicts don't contribute anything to society when they first get out, there's this adjustment period you know, where they have to get over the idea that no ones going to molest them if the drop the soap or look a bitch in the eyes ya feel us?

4. North Korea is trying to blow us up. We had this fear for a while now and we don't understand why the man is running his mouth off to King Obama like he don't know that nigga will press that button on his ass quick. You know Barack is sitting in his office like "I wish a nigga would".

Anyways. As I've been saying. 4 ridiculously good reasons for this fashionable and starving...and now stupid high fashion student to not blog as frequently. But nevermind all that now because we are officially back in business.

First thing on the list? Take out Rihanna.



Now most of you know that FrankiSayz are HUGE Rihanna stans, and I only type huge in all caps because of that whole CB situation but everyday more info is coming out that the bitch may just be insane and maybe he was in fact protecting himself, but that's neither here nor there in our opinion as we lay eyes on that picture above.

Yes. That is Rihanna looking like a lost corner street prostitute conversing with our own personal Mecca, we shouldn't say conversing because clearly there's some bajan voodoo going on in the picture, see how she's looking at him? If that's not a "You bout to be my next baby daddy" gaze I don't know what the fuck is!! There's another pic too, of her inappropriately touching him without our permission and let me tell something to you my dear internet...this bitch is going down.

Her hot yellow mullato Jezebel ass is bout to get burnt.

Team mother fucking Chris bitch!

You people are MAD!

What the hell happened to you when they took you from our country? What happened to you when they put on the boat and took you to Jamaica. This shit is called "daggering" and it's a fucking dance, a very "popular" Jamaican dance, and next weekend when I got to Black Lions I'm going to carry a knife and bleach in my purse for ANY nigga who even thinks about attempting this shit with me.

"You people have no training."



Got Jesus?

The fuck?

Slumdog Millionaire kid stars haven't gotten shit. 

That movie has made over 200 million world wide so why on earth haven't these kids even seen a penny? The boys home was demolished for goodness sake! What the fuck is wrong with you people?! GIVE HIM A CUT!! 

Money makes people so fucking ugly. 

Franki xx.

Disney's banking off of your ignorance.

This irks me. Plain old and simple extreme "irkage". So this morning I woke up (feeling like money of course) and I went downstairs to retrieve my mail from my post box, my neighbor, who we're going to call Sandra and has 3 little boys and a girl, was also there doing the same thing. She sparked conversation like the trifling bitch she is and acted as if she did NOT call the cops to my birthday party, but I digress, she was gushing about this whole Disney's first 'black' princess movie, and about how her daughter isn't going to idolize all those white princesses any more and about how she's going to get back in touch with her 'roots'.

Above this passage is the official poster for the Disney's "The Princess and the Frog", see the princess? Black. The frog? Fuck if I know. The snake? Recycled from the Jungle Book. The crocodile? Recycled from Peter Pan. That creepy hot yellow tall guy? Recycled from Meet the Robinsons. That juju priestess? Recycled from Hercules. 

I'm not African American, so maybe I just don't understand what the big deal about having a 'black' princess is, I see no step ladder to equality here. For goodness sake you have a black president, are you sure this whole "we're not equal" stigma isn't just a figment of your over worked imaginations? There are some extremely racist idiots out there, but news flash people they're dying out and on top of that, who the fuck cares?! YOUR PRESIDENT IS BLACK. 

Either way Disney is gonna be profiting so much off of this, money that isn't going to go back into your pockets and help the "poor black community". Why is Disney gonna make so much money?

Because mothers like Sandra are going to take their children to see this movie not because it's a good story, but because the bitch is black and now she feels they can better relate. Relate to what I ask? Kissing a fucking frog? And talking to poisonous animals? 

I've noticed a lot of things about race in this country my stay here, all the rules, all the prejudices and most of the so called "racism" is self inflicted. And don't tell me Oprah is backing this, Oprah isn't GOD. 

There's a new dawn people and you all have your backs turned to it. Now a days it's no longer "it's cause I'm black" now it's straight "because I'm living in the idiotic stereotype". 

I'm not going to see a movie just because the bitch is black, this isn't a new dawn for civil rights, it's a new dawn for Disney's bank account.

Franki xx. 

P.S - How the fuck are you just going to shamelessly recycle old disney characters like that? Can I get something original please? Damn!

A Hermes's CAR

I am already breaking my back and starving myself for a damn scarf! Now you're adding car to the list? 

Don't you people know it's a recession?

Franki xx

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More Power to Ya...I guess.

Kenya women stage 'sex strike'

Ida Odinga, the prime minister's wife, said she would join the boycott [GALLO/GETTY] Women's groups in Kenya have started a week-long "sex strike", in an attempt to press the country's leaders to resolve rifts and work together. Ten non-governmental organisations urged women across the nation to boycott sex with their husbands and partners along with a statement calling for reforms in government and action on promoting women's rights. Rukia Subow, chairwoman of the Women's Development Organisation, said the group believed the boycott would persuade men to press the government to make peace. "This is a national boycott to show that the women of this country have resolved to push for reforms," she said. "We want an urgent solution to the political problems facing this country." The group would pay prostitutes so they would participate in the strike, Subow said. 'Not punishment' Ida Odinga, the wife of the prime minister, Raila Odinga, said on Thursday that she would join the strike to protest against divisions between her husband and the country's president. "This should not be seen as a punishment to men, it is a measure that is aimed at drawing their attention to the real issues," she said. It was not clear whether the wife of Mwai Kibaki, the president, would join the strike. The east African country has been in political turmoil since a presidential election in December 2007 which Odinga accused Kibaki of stealing. Protests led to violence that killed more than 1,000 people and left more than 600,000 homeless. The two rivals were pressed into a power-sharing deal by the international community but disputes have crippled the coalition government and fuelled wide popular discontent.

Is her pussy that bad ass? LMFAO at "We do not want this to be a punishment" It's the 21st century love, if he ain't pressing you trust he's pressing something. 

Even if it's that. 

Love,

Franki xx.

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So let's be real here.

So on the topic of this whole Rihanna and Cassie "personal" pictures scandal, the entire situation begs the question 'why?'. Why did two established, I use the word very loosely in Cassie's case, cause we all know the only reason she's still up float is cause she knows how to drop it like it's hot on a certain rapper moguls nether regions, celebrities feel the need to share their bodies in such a way? 

On a fucking cheap ass camera phone? When they have oodles of fucking cash to hire themselves a damn professional photographer and knock that shit out that ballpark.  Don't you know how bad ass Annie Leibovitz could make a vagina look?! For fucks sakes even KIM KARDASHIAN, a chick whose only claim to fame was that ridiculous sex tape with the should be forgotten Ray J, even hooked herself up with some professionals when she made that birthday calendar for her significant other. 

What the fuck you looking at?! Don't even front like you ain't watch that damn show. 

So if a chick like that (again, I will not front, I fucking love that bitch) somehow musters up enough sense to go pro with it, why the fuck can't the likes of Rihanna and Cassie who have ACTUAL claims to fame do the same? 

It's all nigga shit! Every fucking year there's some sort of hacking, some sort of leak and we are given a birds eye view of an otherwise innocent celebrity. Now word on the greasy streets is that whoever had these pics, yes, ONE person had these pics, ONE,  has had them for a minute, and has MORE ridiculously smutty flicks of even MORE celebrities. 

So my question is, to all the bitches out there making money off of my adoration of you. Why the fuck can't you go pro? You go pro for everything else, so why not the vajayjay shots? 

Why do you even have vajayjay shots? 

You're fucking rich. You shouldn't have that bullshit idle time! And if I'm gonna be looking into your reproductive tract I'd like some better quality shots, you know, hit me up with some HD or something. 

And to Cassie...BITCH IT'S CALLED KEGELS.

Love,

Franki xx.